(big yawn)

bored...bored...bored.... bored in the “bored” room. bored into submission. bored beyond recognition. ready for our adventures to begin already, but trying to take things one day at a time. is this a test? is this only a test? maybe the easy listening music i hear at work every day has finally penetrated my brain and caused irreversible damage. after all, i believe celine dion has unimaginable powers to enhance boredom as no one else can. it’s scary, i know. but here’s my theory: celine dion is using her “music” to gain world domination and turn all listeners into drones. still skeptical?? case in point: remember that song from titanic? ‘nuf said.